Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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