...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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