My brain says no but my pants say off.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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