well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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