Don't you send me to vm
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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