If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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