you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
