The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
You smell like stripper and shame
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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