Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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