I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Randomize
