We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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