she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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