yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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