i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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