As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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