The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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