JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
im about as happy as oj after his trial
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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