Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
seriously i just wanna be friends
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hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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