Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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