This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Never underestimate the power of titties
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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