Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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