He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
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No he won't
At least he's honest
Saying I love you means never coming home from spring break with the herpes
@wtfwjd couldn't have said it better myself.
Was it a cock ring?
well at least he didn't lie and say he wasn't gonna fuck any other girls in college, thats gotta be worth something
Well that's sweet.
and this is why you should never accept a promise ring from your brother
Now that's the situation right there!! Do the guido fist pump!!
It would be nicer if he imagined every girl he fucks in college as her. This way he’s saying when he fucks her, he’s picturing the other girls right? I’m a little confused.
I’m asking an actual question.
He did mean that he will imagine every girl in college as her.
He's a keeper! Lucky gal!
Fist pump!!
Classy...
@TheRuleBook, bahahaha my ex has aids then... (: lying man whore... Anyway. I like that rule. Lol
Atleast he'll always be thinking about you...
Bluegirl, you're absolutely right. And that's why this was said by someone in the 904.
Rule: If you make a promise, keep it. Otherwise God is going to give you aids for breaking a promise.
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