So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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