Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
drinking out of a sandbucket again
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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