Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
