Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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