I forgot how hot balto sounded
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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