I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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