he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
my being single is dangerous.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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