he thought i was a dude.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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