I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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