I smell stomach acid.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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