**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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