is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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