So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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