If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
3pm strippers are depressing
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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