found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
