Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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