ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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