I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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