I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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