how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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