You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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