just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
