Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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