Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Only a mothe r could love this liver
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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