Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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