i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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