so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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