i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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